No join or signup fuck
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]) Grab hold the flag pole Grip tight and squeeze Wave that flag that was made overseas [Chorus] The loudest in the room Lead us to our doom Self-determined to self-destruct Unaware of your damage, you close-minded fuck Ha!
On one end of the scale you’ve got the pizza-guzzling, office-snack hoarding monster, and on the other end you have the ‘I-must-optimize-every-living-second’ douche that only drinks fucking Soylent. It ain’t gonna mitigate all those fucking doritos you just munched on, so just shut the fuck up and sit in a normal chair like normal people. Especially all those straight-out-of-college-entrepreneurs. I want to get the same version of your site every time I refresh it, stop fucking changing it up on me.
Do me a favor, put your fucking Mac away and go play with your kids. Please stop celebrating every fucking imaginary milestone with whisky, beer, or pizza and beer. Oh, OK, I’ll come work for you because you have the Glenlivet 17 and not the 15. Fuck your eating disorders, why the fuck does everything have to be so extreme with you? Fuck your standing desk, exercise ball desk, laying desk, and treadmill desk. Let me repeat that -NO ONE CAN FUCKING READ THAT FAST. Fuck your references to Malcolm Gladwell and Dan Ariely, and stop fucking quoting Lean Startup, for Christs sake. Fuck “entrepreneurs” nowadays, seriously- Everybody is a fucking entrepreneur now. Fuck your feature flags and endless variants in your A/B testing.
You try to make me feel bad because I woke up at 6AM.
When I was in my early 20’s, I was relatively certain that I was the greatest thing since sliced bread. I was looking for something to do, and it seemed to make sense that I’d go and work for a tech company. I applied again and again, over the years, looking to land a marketing role with the company. Somewhere along the line, I stopped trying, and I started blaming Google for never giving me a chance. You can’t hang around waiting for the world to give you a big invitation to the grand stage, just because you think you’re owed a shot. You want to be on top of the world, and on top of your to-do list, and be interviewed about productivity, and make a million, and change the world, and get funding, and meet Miranda Kerr, and take it to the top, and crush it. You know it’s going to be hard because you’ve read the blog posts, and you’ve read the biographies and you’ve learned how shit the pathway is, and you think you’re ready to take on the challenge and struggle through. How many books do you have to read, and how many blogs do you have to follow to earn it? After all, you’re a bright spark, and you deserve it. They’ve got a plan around putting out an MVP and getting people to sign up to buy the most basic version of your product. You deserve to have customers, and you’ll figure out what to give them later.
I’d founded and sold a music business, and to my mind that made me a superstar. In startups, as in a professional career, as with any opportunity, you have to follow the words of the great Malcolm Tucker: get the fuck in, or fuck the fuck off. You can’t quite define what it means, but you know it’s something to do with a few other words, like “lean” and “agile” and “innovation” and “disruption.” Why shouldn’t the word apply to you? New startups are funded every single day, minting new millionaires by the hour — at least on paper, and there’s no reason you can’t be one of them.
" — get a child out her Yeah, my life a bitch, but you know nothin' about her Been to Hell and back, I can show you vouchers I'm rollin' Sweets, I'm smokin' sour Married to the game, but she broke her vows That's why my bars are full of broken bottles And my nightstands are full of open Bibles I think about more than I forget But I don't go 'round fire expectin' not to sweat And these niggas know I lay 'em down, make your bed Bitches try to kick me while I'm down: I'll break your leg Money outweighin' problems on the triple beam I'm stickin' to the script, you niggas skippin' scenes Be good or be good at it Fuckin' right, I've got my gun, semi-Cartermatic Yeah, put a dick in their mouth, so I guess it's "Fuck what they say!
I didn’t even consider the possibility that I wouldn’t even land an interview. You’ve lined up some nice images, and you’re standing by to answer comments and questions, and encourage people to join what you’ll inevitably call a movement.
They almost act as though they’re entitled to winning. If you believe that having a big idea, or being in a tech company is enough of a validation that it proves you’re the next Elon Musk, then you’re bound to run into problems. It’s a good word, and it’s the one everyone uses, and you know it has a lot of buzz.
There’s a difference between expecting, and earning.
I’m coming to you from the angle of a guy who used to be an entitled asshole.